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Drug Company Unveils New Drug To Fix Side Effect From Other Drug That Fixed Side Effect From Other Drug

August 27th, 2022
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Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer announced a new drug to fix the side effect from their last new drug, which was developed to fix the side effect from the one before that. Pfizer had initially released the medication "Pytriq" to treat mild cases of seasonal allergies. "Our studies showed excellent results, with less runny nose and cough. However, about half of the people on Pytriq experienced the sudden, violent explosion of their spleen," explained medical director Allan Watson. "Luckily, we developed a drug called 'Splenapril' which stopped the spleens from exploding. However, within days of starting Splenapril, people developed absolutely gargantuan hemorrhoids.

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