by LHC Safety Review

COLOGNE, February 28 - As the world's largest atom smasher prepares to restart after a two-month break, a German court has called for the German Government to convene a conference on the collider's potential risks.

After an intensive three-hour court hearing in Cologne, the Presiding Judge, Hans-Martin Niemeier, declared, "The Court has expressed its opinion that it should be possible to discuss the various safety aspects that have been the subject of the two safety reports from 2003 and 2008, within the framework of a safety conference."

The hearing featured a debate between Germany's leading critic of the LHC, Prof. Otto E. Rössler, and two scientists representing CERN, Dr. Voss and Dr. Ringwald. CERN contended that it had proven that the Geneva-based Large Hadron Collider (LHC) is completely safe. Critics of the collider, on the other hand, pointed to flaws and contradictions in CERN's safety arguments for the possible production of black holes and exotic new forms of matter.

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By Elizabeth Young

The controversy surrounding the Large Rube Goldberg Hadron Atom smashing Collider (RLHGC) from CERN got me thinking: What’s all the fuss about? [1]

So I followed the money to find out who really benefits, Cui bono.

There is only one grass roots organization big enough to come up with the $80 Billion (the tunnel probably cost 8 billion) to pay for the Collider: the two billion Christians in the world looking for Higgs boson (a very, very tiny god).

The Christians and the Scientists (the Christian Scientists) aren’t really worried about the surreal aspects of the collider, like the micro black holes, because the scientists at CERN said, “Any such holes would be so weak that they would vanish almost instantly without causing any damage.” [2]

It’s the Tribulation Stupid

The Tribulation is seven years of hell on earth when Yahweh takes his wrath out on anyone who hasn’t taken Him up on the free gift of salvation.

The Rapture (you are literally snatched up in the air) theory was invented during the early 1800s and gave the Christians, who were not prepared to die for their faith, a way out.

Unfortunately The Rapture isn’t in the Bible.

If you are unlucky enough to be alive when the tribulation begins, you are going to experience seven years of hell on Earth. [3]

That all changed when CERN built the LHC and Professor David Evans came up with another way out.

It’s really very simple: if Jesus isn’t coming back before “a time of trouble that mankind has never seen” then the only compassionate thing to do is to heat up the earth to say, ten trillion degrees for about a trillionth of a second, and poof, everyone with the free gift of salvation is in Heaven.

Unfortunately a trillionth of a second isn’t enough time for the rest of us to repent and get a “thief on the cross” ticket out of here:

And he said unto Jesus, “Lord, remember me when thou comest into thy kingdom.” And Jesus said unto him, “Verily, I say unto thee, Today shalt thou be with me in paradise.” Luke 23:39‑43

Therefore it is incumbent upon anyone, with or without a ticket out of here, to help us stop the Large Hadron Collider.

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The year is 2010 and to anyone not in denial, the industrialized nations have entered the greatest calamity the world has ever known:

There are now well over 150 million Americans who feel stress over these things on a consistent basis. Although over 60 percent of Americans now live paycheck to paycheck, they still support the state of the art Atom smashing Rube Large Hadron Goldberg Collider (RLHGC), developed by the European Organization for Nuclear Research (CERN) at a cost of only $8 Billion (that's around 3.03 billion Euros). [2]

It doesn’t matter that America and most of the industrialized world is suffering a technospheric breakdown:

Every bridge, road, reservoir, is gradually degrading along with every office building, factory, school and home, as well as the infrastructure for every sewer, municipal water system, electrical grid, airport and railway station. ALL of them are in a slow but sure process of deterioration and degeneration. [3]

Humanity will be OK if we can re-create creation by simulating conditions a trillionth of a second after the Big Bang, that will either demonstrate or rule out the existence of the elusive Higgs boson a.k.a. the God Particle.

We need to find the God Particle and put it back in the Black Hole.

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