Linh Dinh

[Phnom Penh, 11/30/23]

If some fat, hairy slob can decide he’s a woman, anything is possible. This world has never been more delusional. In Southeast Asia, whiteness is the fairy tale. A dusky Snow White ain’t going to cut it.

Here, white faces beam from every barbershop and dentist’s office sign, and the better private schools don’t just boast of having white teachers, but students, even if the latter are mostly imaginary.

Here, English isn’t just sexy but magical. Today, I saw this on a boy’s shirt, “SORRY ISCREWED UP.” Yesterday, I ran across a masked woman with the American flag and “THE LEGEND” on her chest. The USA is mythical. She won’t see it.

Adorn with English, you immediately feel taller and whiter. Now bombs, bullets and pandemics must think twice before harming you. All your teeth straighten themselves out.

The richest Southeast Asians couldn’t wait to be Jewjabbed. That’s why that Thai princess is braindead, or just dead. Let the hoi polloi be injected with ching chong whatever. Many Thai elites even flew to the USA to be Jewjabbed.

On a Phnom Penh shop sign, there’s a chubby white baby. The sign below shows an auburn haired, green eyed white woman in a neon pink mini skirt. Holding four shopping bags, she flashes the whitest teeth. To be white is to shop happily ever after.

In South Vietnam during the 60’s and 70’s, the most popular toothpaste was Hynos. In every city, there were billboards showing a smiling black man, Bảy Chà, who resembled Louis Armstrong. In a radio commercial, a woman who has just died meets Thiên Lôi, a folk deity with black skin, fangs and a loud, agressive voice. As the God of Thunder, he guards the gate of the Celestial Palace [Thiên Đình]. The dead woman thinks Thiên Lôi is Bảy Chà.

“You’re talking such nonsense. What’s Hynos?!”

“It’s a toothpaste with this brother Bảy Chà, oh so black, just like you! On earth, they sell so much of that stuff. Everyone knows it.”

With several tubes of Hynos on her, she gives Thiên Lôi one, as a sort of bribe to be left alone.

Also sold was a Hong Kong toothpaste, Darkie, with its own smiling black man. Still around, its name has been changed to Darlie. Still with a top hat, its darkie has turned white.

In 2023, you don’t use blacks to sell anything in Southeast Asia. Get with it, man! Whites and English lend cachet.

Responding to another dentist’s sign, an “anonymous” comments:

Those white folks in the picture? You can bet your ass they aren’t spending their days in cafes, drinking coffee or sitting around listening to music. They have an appointment with the banker, college applications to fill out, swim practice, piano lessons, church, getting the car washed, algebra, luncheon to attend, library books to return, leaves to rake, gutters to clean, spare room needs painting, and the list never ends.

People who live in the tropics and wish to be white really should spend a year or two in North Dakota waiting at a bus stop or hauling wood or scraping ice off the car. The fake Joo whites they see in movies living in Malibu are fiction.

True enough, but why “Joo”? Even when commenting anonymously, Americans must be extra cautious. It’s a browbeaten population. That’s why, soon enough, there won’t be any swim practice, piano lesson, college application or spare room to worry about.

Though enamored of whiteness, Cambodians have only the dimmest idea of white living, so they go on with their slow paced, communal lifestyle in noisy, crumbling and exuberant alleys that would freak out most Westerners. Unlike white paradise dwellers, they chatter, laugh and smile nearly all day long, but there are troubling signs. Their kids are more likely to be masked or addicted to the cellphone. Already, they’re more alienated than their elders from the here and now.

There’s a reason why many Westerners refuse to leave SE Asia, even when they’re dead broke. With no money, they’re not getting pork with rice, much less pussy, yet they won’t return to Sweden, France or the American Midwest. I’ve profiled Max in Siem Reap. This Iowa native was living in a $25-a-month room and not eating very much. I bought him several beers.

Yesterday, I ran into a white man slumped on the sidewalk. Though his hair and beard were clean and well groomed, his naked soles were black with grime. Bending down, a Cambodian gave him some money. An hour later, I would see him in a different neighborhood, still looking confused. On each wrist he wore eight or nine bracelets, many colorful. On his purple shirt, there was “NEW LIFE” in white.

Here, I’ve seen whites in terrible shape, but describing one months ago, I enraged a reader. As Tocqueville points out, Americans are absurdly touchy. They won’t tolerate anything but praise.

It has gotten much worse. Spiritually starved, socially isolated and force fed bullshit nonstop, many have lost all connections to anything genuine.

There’s a YouTube channel, Catfished, that profiles Americans being suckered, over years even, by romance scammers. Particularly bizarre are the fat, old, ugly and/or broke sending money to a Nigerian or Chinese posing as Mark Zuckerberg, Chris Brown, Barry Gibb, Johnny Depp or Dacre Montgomery, etc.

A woman sent “Gibb” $11,000 as a deposit for their retirement home, though the Bee Gees star had a net worth of $140 million, and had been happily married for 52 years. Another woman sent money to “Zuckerberg” so he could eat, stay online and hire a divorce lawyer. Even when presented with proofs they had been conned, some refused to give up their bankrupting fantasies. Minus their small screen fairy tale, they have no life.

Worst, though, are the fools who sent money to or merely voted for Bush, Clinton, Obama, Trump, Hillary, Sanders or Biden, etc. Participating in that ritualistic sham, they sanction all its ensuing crimes. The Gaza genocide is merely the latest. They won’t end until that strident joke flames out.

Source: Linh Dinh. IMG: © Linh Dinh.